How to find a Whore, Part 1: do you want one?

As this blog has few posts, I realize I have not yet explained how to find a literal whore—a prostitute, an escort–in real life. So here is a handy step by step guide to finding a women who is more honest than 90% of the women out there.

But first, let’s do some background.

Nailing a whore isn’t that big of a deal. In fact, you’d be surprised at how less-than-momentous it seems when it happens. Oh, its all nerve racking and exciting pre-hookup, but once you start doing the nasty, it’s basically an artificial, fun, but ultimately mechanical experience.

But oh, the nerves before hand. It’s the anticipation that really makes the meat taste good.

Most of you are drawn to finding a whore for a combination of reasons: delight in just picking a girl’s specifications, the thrill of the illegal, the curiosity, the desire to fuck over a girlfriend/wife, loneliness, despair, horny rage….the list goes on.

Now, pre-whoring days, I’d never done anything illegal. I never even drank while underage, or smoked a cigarette before 18. I smoked pot twice in my life (never got me high) and never used anything harder. I never broke into buildings or caused havoc. And many men out there interested in escorts are similar to how I was—very law abiding, non-threatening guys who just want to get laid. The down side of this is that you’re woefully unprepared to find a girl, or the consequences.

Now, as I said before, the mechanical act of sex is quite average and non-life-changing (except with an exquisite whore, to be detailed later). But, depending on how you live your life, it could create a double life.

While casual drug use and underage sex and drinking are not taken seriously at by most people in society, prostitution is. You can’t be at a party, casually chatting with some risque conversation, and drop a line like, “That sounds like a hooker I banged once.” You could be standing in a group of former high school and college drug dealers—people who’ve engaged in threesomes since age 15 and have had 3 abortions—and they’ll look at you in horror.

Using hookers means you must shield this part of your life from most others.

Now, for me, this has, in fact, helped me to find women. If I’m getting close to a woman, I’ll drop the hooker lines, and if she rebuffs, she’s out. I’m not going to deal with that kind of puritanical headache in my life for long.

But, really, you’ll have to keep it quiet. And, if you’re like me, once you’ve had a taste–sex with a willing, kinky, attractive woman– you’ll get “hooked,” as it were. No more scrounging for scraps at a bar when you’re in heat. No more listen to a bitch’s plaintive moans about her cat so you can get busy on a Sunday night. No more angrily punching the clown when you’re just in town for the night.

But going to hookers requires you to choose whether you want something in your life that is secretive, personal, and could ultimately upset your career/marriage if found out (my later tips will keep the chances of the latter disasters very small).

Most of you are here because you want a hooker, and, if it’s easy enough, you’ll get one. You’re curious at the amount of time and effort and money you’ll have to put in in finding a good one without being caught. So most of you have already decided the answer yes.

Move on, young padwan, to Part 2.

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