I know it’s finally spring when my masturbation schedule changes.
Usually I’m a 5-a-day-er, which is pretty high, especially if you’re not a teenager.
Yet when spring hits–the so-called “spring fever”–I ramp it up to 10-a-day or more.
Which is what has happened in the last 3 days. My ball sack is pretty shriveled and drained, and I’m still jonsesing to fire up the ol’ internet porn and splooge on an imaginary face or two. So, with that…
HAPPY SPRING, Y’ALL!
p.s. Unlike most guys, masturbation actually makes me hornier.
For most guys, you should NOT jerk off if you want to have sex later that day. It’ll kill your sex drive.
However, for me, it’s strangely the opposite. If I try not to jerk it all day, I actually DON’T feel much like fucking that night, and, if I do fuck, it’s with decidedly LESS energy. But if I whack it like a mofo all day, I’m FIENDING for it that night, and I’ll nail a girl a hard six ways to Sunday–or I’ll be at the top of my player game.
No one ever said ol’whorefinder quite followed the pack.